I demand an explanation.
I'm a scientist. Experiments are what I do.
((Hey! Pssst! Hey, you!
Yeah, you!
You should come pester Vexen, fill his askbox with stupid questions and bother him. Rearrange his test tubes, try to sneak into his closet, move around his research notes. Write questions all over the walls in permanent marker. He’s out of the lab atm, so he won’t even notice until it’s too late!
… Also that’s how I’m going to envision every single ask from now on. Like someone snuck into the lab and scribbled on the back of his desk with a sharpie.))
No hair gel! That’s a no no! It makes your spikes all icky and clumpy and that is nooooot a good look.
I use hair spray! It only takes like, idk, an hour on a good day!
Allow me to demonstrate
That was easy!
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaait a second.
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!
OH KINGDOM HEARTS GO BACK TO THE PINK. BACK TO THE PINK.
Yeah pink is definitely my color.
I ORDER YOU PEOPLE TO STAY OUT OF MY LABORATORY AND NOT TO RUMMAGE THROUGH MY THINGS FOR A REASON.
IT ISN’T JUST TO ANNOY YOU AND ENTICE YOUR CURIOSITY.
NOW STAY. OUT.
muah muah cmere vex hahahaha
Absolutely not, you repulsive beast.
No.
There are numerous reasons why. The foremost being that the Riku replica proved to ultimately be highly defective. It was too easily swayed and influenced by outside forces, despite my best efforts to the contrary. Without a great deal more research and careful testing, I will not be making another replica of that sort.
But the only, truly important factor is that doing a favor of the sort you are proposing would be considered cavorting with the enemy. Not only do I have no reason create a replica for you, but putting my life on the line only to gain whatever favor you would owe me in return is not an attractive prospect.
The jar of earwigs.
Every time.
harsh vex
harsh
The truth is often harsh and unpleasant.
However, that doesn’t make it any less true.
The jar of earwigs.
Every time.
… Ye-es. Though I’m unsure why this is of any interest to you.
The clones I make are to chained to the Organization. Their entire existence is to serve us in whatever way we deem fit, nothing else. They are little more than fancy tools to help us achieve our goal. Amazing feats of science and living testaments to my research, but tools non-the-less.
‘Having a crush’ would imply having the capacity to be attracted to another being in an emotional sense, however slight the attraction may be. Which is completely and utterly impossible for a Nobody, as we lack hearts and therefor lack emotions. Though some among us undoubtedly experience lust, which is not excluded from the infatuation of a ‘crush,’ that is radically different in the context of this explanation.
Regardless, experiencing a ‘crush’ is something lost to a Nobody.
That aside, every second spent fawning over someone would be one less second dedicated to my work. And the latter is far more important than any person I have ever met.
Bioni-
No. Never mind. This isn’t a question I want to know the answer to, and I certainly won’t be losing any sleep over it.
((lololol While Vexen doesn’t know and couldn’t care less, I was a huge Bionicle fan way back when. Had some of the toys, read every single one of the comics I could get my hands on… though I’ve never had a chance to see the movie. :P And I haven’t read it in years, so I can’t talk about it beyond ‘I liked the blue one.’))
